Roadkill

Let’s face it: riding an ancient piece of two wheeled agricultural machinery like we do on an everyday basis is all about risk management. There’s the risk of leaky carbs, parts vibrating off, throttle cables snapping, spines breaking. Not to mention the risk of battered eardrums, flat tyres, dead batteries, migrating toad, moose in the road or oil slicks behind the bend. The list is endless. If you can survive riding a Milwaukee tractor for any amount of time, you should be more than capable of judging the risk or non-risk of mind-opening nutritional supplements. This RoadKill roach clip will help the style conscious connoisseur enjoy his hand rolled back-garden sourced after dinner smoke down to the very last toke. Good to know: The RoadKill roach clip saves valuable storage space in your saddle bags when screwed on to the tire valves. It is compatible with most filler valves found on your favourite rides. Show your social skills by dropping this part onto your ride, more so if you put in on both wheels. Technically this is no problem and won’t imperil your license. Usage on four wheeled vehicles is also highly recommended.

Timeless, cool, and comfortable design with raglan sleeves, made from light cotton.

Don’t ride without it - your lower back and your guts will thank you dearly for it. The Roadkill kidney belts provide an excellent fit and feature five stays in the back area, for better positioning and support. They are made from elastic and breathable nylon fabric with a single front Velcro closure for a firm, customized fit. Fully machine washable, without metal parts.

Outside Oilers? No, this is not about the legendary switch in the method of getting the much needed lubrication fluids to the cylinder heads on vintage H-Ds. Which btw happened from 1963 thru 1965. No, this is about those vintage engines which don’t take the job description of gaskets too seriously, dispersing the engine’s life extending fluids drop by drop on the outside of their cases. This affords for some fuzzy corrosion protection on the downwind side of the leak, but means regular cleaning sessions. This is why the buyer of this T-shirt has to decide whether he wants to use it as A: an oily rag which has been worn before for a couple of years, or B: as a garment that later can be used as an oily rag. For both applications we now have available the “Outside Oilers” T-shirt edition. When the road is rutted and rock-strewn, there’s added wear and tear to your T-shirt. 100% prewashed cotton. Digitally printed. Wash separately. Or just let it absorb that road grime.