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Six Seconds of Thunder

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Byebye Bourbon Street

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Hecho en Mexico

Spraying up the gravel and scattering the chickens, the '72 Chevy El Camino whirled into the Hacienda's driveway. Miguel had been right, it was ... more

BBQ or Bust

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Bikers from outer Space

Captain's log, Star Date 2069. Myriads of telescopes strain their long necks skyward like tiny new born birds... more

Vamos Hermanos

Hey, José! Last night a huge greasy sprocket-covered chrome crusader appeared to me and handed me the following commandmets and said something about... more

Back to the Blues

The motelroom-door went bump. There stood his old man, leisure suit, lipless shit eating grin, bulging eyes and all... more

Holy Flywheels

As another black and fetid night descended on Würzham City, the JAP gave a crackling snicker of glee at what he saw: A bunch of total suburban cheeseburgers ... more